Predictable

So it all ends in Zermatt Switzerland. There's too much footage of Knucklehead, The Evil Seductress and LindZ staring happily into the great wide open. Ben's mom and sister arrive to his little Swiss cabin. I'm likin' Knucklehead's sister's natural wave hairstyle. How'd she get her hair to do that? He gives them a rundown on each relationship. Smart sister (who I'm guessing has seen this show and how it goes) asks if there were any girls that didn't get along with everyone else and was a bit of drama. Ha! Knucklehead admits that yes there was one and she is one of the last two. Sister Julia sees 'em, red flags!

First to meet everyone is LindZ. Mom sits down with her and grills the poor girl. Sister Julia digs a little deeper, not just about LindZ but about The Evil Seductress too. So nice to have a smart person on this show. When she finds out Courtney is a model, her eyes rolled and an "ugh" escaped her lips. LOVE her! LindZ does fine, everyone likes her.

Now Ben greets Courtney dressed in a furry knitted sweater coat thing. Sister Julia asks her about the girls-in-the-house situation and in her sly Evil Seductress way she answered in a way that puts it off on the other girls. Overall she made a good impression on Ben's family. Poor family is gonna be so stinkin' mad when they watch the show and see what she can really be like!

Last dates: LindZ' involved horse drawn carriages, skiing and deep talks. But LindZ did most of the heartfelt talking. I see him shutting down. Decision has been made and she's going to be crying in the end.

Courtney got the better date. The Evil Seductress and Knucklehead took a helicopter of love over the Matterhorn, had a romantic frozen picnic, and then went sledding. That night she gives the black-vested,suspender-hangin' Knucklehead a photo journal and love letter.

Now the big day has arrived and there's lots of staring out on their patios, ring shopping, dressing up in their ball gowns (and weird gloves), and then the drawn out helicopter rides over the Swiss Alps.

First to arrive is, no surprise, LindZ, looking like she just stepped off an episode of Once Upon A Time. Poor girl has to ditch her velvet robe even though there's still snow on the ground. So as she freezes she's also told Knucklehead is in love with someone else. Her last words to him were "if things don't work out call me."

Now for helicopter number 2. The Evil Seductress arrives looking even more evil in her all black ensemble. And to top off his Knuckleheadedness, after saying he had told himself he would never get down on one knee again (after doing it for Ashley) unless he knew it was forever, he GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE and proposed to Courtney. There were happy squeals and a yes from The Evil Seductress... and now real life can begin.

After the Rose: So how has real life been for these two? I really didn't think Knucklehead could look any worse than he did on the show, but he did tonight. His hair is longer and frizzier and spotty facial hair is nasty. Courtney is poured into a white dress and bedazzled heels. Both admit there was a break up. Both say they're back together. They're both crazy. Maybe they are right for each other. hmph. Well, Chris pulls out the ol' engagement ring and Knucklehead put it back on her finger. Who knows, maybe they'll actually make this thing work. Then to top off this weird night, they bring out Knucklehead's ex, Ashley and her fiance JP. They look happy. Ashley is still her hyper chihuahua self, and JP is still just as handsome... so glad she was smart enough to choose him. Looks like the Bachelor just might get another wedding...possibly with Chris performing the thing as an ordained minister guy. Wouldn't that just make this show better! Instead of just proposing at the end of a season we could just have Chris step on up and marry them right then and there! Ha! ABC would love that. It would improve their successful marriage stats. Anyway, goodbye Bachelor season. Gotta wait til May for the Bachelorette. But before you go, take a peek at this TOTALLY HILARIOUS video about Courtney. If you're like me, you'll laugh til you cry and will be singing the song when you go to bed tonight!

http://youtu.be/bh1dS4JFp4w