Pretty sure this show can't open without some footage of Sean with his shirt off. So glad to know he exercises. Chris brings the 1st date card and it's for Leslie M. (our southerner workin' it in Washington DC). She's decided to wear a cute short pale pink lacy dress. But it seems a little over dressed for the dumpy Hollywood Blvd Guinness World Record tourist spot. After learning that Sean's dad holds a record, Leslie is told that she and Sean are going to break a record of their own. Worlds longest on screen kiss. Weirdest 3 minutes and 16 seconds ever. I was mostly entertained by the chance that her skirt was about to slide right up over her rear end. Well, they accomplished their task, pretending that there was actually something romantic and sweet about it. That night they enjoyed a rooftop conversation and cuddle....and again we got to anxiously anticipate an inappropriate shot up her itty bitty skirt. Honey, pull that dress down a bit!! But Sean seemed to like it, I mean her, and she got herself a rose.
Group date goes to Kacie, Robynn, Lesley H, Kristy, Catherine, Desiree, Karen, Amanda, Lindsey, Daniella, Jackie and Tierra - card says "who's going to win my heart?" Yikes, a competitive date...like its not already competitive enough! They're at the beach, oh good we get watch them all in their bikinis and experience way too many baywatch moments. Poor Chris didn't get the skimpy swimsuit memo and instead arrives in full slacks and dress shirt to announce the volleyball game rules, winner gets more time with Sean. Now for some ugly volleyball. Winners are declared and tears were shed, cuz apparently sharing a long date with a bunch of other girls is better than a half of a date with a bunch of other girls. Looks like the gals were given some shower and primp time for their after beach party. Then we endured some "I think you're so amazing, don't you think I'm so amazing" one on one time and some nasty french kissing. Kacie (wearing a bright pink flowy shirt and Survivor headbuff for a skirt) commits the ultimate NO NO. Honey, you've been on the show before, has it EVER worked to tell a Bachelor about the girl drama?? Always backfires. And Sean is no different. You just lost your chance. And the rose goes to Lindsey.
The last one on one is for AshLee. But it's postponed a bit for the big drama of Tierra falling down the stairs. Faked or real? What do you think? I'm not sure, but it did score her some alone time with the Bachelor and she seemed pretty happy about it. Hmmmm. Well, finally AshLee gets to go on her date. Despite the wind blown ride in the jeep, she looks darling in her dress and heels, but probably not the best outfit for an amusement park (couldn't someone have given her a heads up on the right attire for the date??) Could you imagine walking around from ride to ride all day in heels? ugh! Well this date was a tug at your heart strings date, involving charity work, her adoption story, and bands serenading. I'm not sure if she's necessarily the one for Sean, but she's beautiful and classy and genuine. Totally like her. He apparently does too because he presented her with the Rose and more nasty french kissing.
Rose ceremony: well we got a visit from Leo the dog (Sarah's), a zillion steal-Sean-away-from each other moments, tons of too short skirts (sitting in those chairs, we're lookin' at A LOT of thigh!), Kacie decided to wear a weird aerobics mini dress, and plenty of continued drama with Tierra. Roses go to: Trippin' Tierra, Leslie H, Catherine, Daniella, Hyper Robynn, Exotic looking (though we've never heard a word from) Selma, Sarah, Jackie, Split Personality Amanda and darling Des. Kacie got her own personal farewell and our cross dresser and gym owner said their sad goodbyes. Onto next week (where I will probably be watching the Bachelor nursing a newborn!!!)
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