Love in Las Vegas

So it's finally time to take this show on the road.  Sadly it's to Las Vegas.  Really people, this city is not that cool.  The private plane that took them there was though.  Pretty sweet suite too!

And the first date card says that JoJo gets the one on one.  I'm digging her purplish grey nail color, but not her her high waisted short shorts (note to everyone listening, this high waisted thing does NOT look good on anyone!) and a top that looks like its about to fall off at any time.  He brings her up to the roof top for a drink while waiting for helicopter of love #2 to arrive to pick them up.  What braniac thought it was good idea to put a light IKEA table on a heli pad??  They're lucky the thing didn't take them out when it went flying  across the roof!  Of course once they were able to turn it into a wind blockade it worked to her advantage cuz that wind coulda taken that shirt of hers right off!  Once they're in the helicopter they make out instead of looking out the window because lets be honest there's not much to look at.  It's like a mile of buildings and porn.  Luckily she didn't have to spend too much in that not so cute outfit and switched into a more classy black lace top and black pants.  As they cuddle on a couch and discuss her insecurities that are caused by her last relationship where she wasn't the only one her boyfriend was kissing, Ben consoles her, telling her he's different and then kisses her, leaving out the fact that he too is kissing other women!  Anyone else see the irony here?  Yes JoJo, no need to worry,  you're safe with Ben and his 15 other girlfriends, so take that rose.

Next is the group date with Amanda, Jubillee, Caila, Lauren B, Amber, the Double Mint Twins, Leah, Lauren H (who I've decided is Anna from Downton Abbey! That is, if Anna wore make up and had long flowing hair), Jennifer, Rachel (wearing a darling animal print romper! way to look classy and finally stand out!) and Olivia (who has suddenly realized that she's not the only girl dating Ben).  The girls get to put on a talent show for a Vegas audience.  Ha!  It's like the talent portion of the Miss USA pageant, pretty girls trying to pretend they have talents!  The Double Mint twins are Riverdancers, Jubilee legitimately plays the cello, Lauren is a chicken…. and Olivia decided on just shaking her stuff in something skimpy.  It was bad.  She knew it.  Panic attack ensued.  She is falling apart.  The cocktail party that night was full of lots of super short dresses (it never looks good when they sit down).  Olivia's hair and dress looked like she was part of the cast of the old 80's show Dallas.  And Ben made out over and over again with just about every girl he talked to.  And the rose went to sweet Lauren B!

Now this is when things got good!  Becca got the next one on one date! Love her!  A huge box arrives for her and it's a not so cute wedding gown.  But so fun to dress up!  She's picked up in a pink Cadillac and taken to The Chapel of Love (one of the 50 in Las Vegas).  It's the Britney Spears version of Vegas.  But instead of getting married, Ben and Becca will be marrying people.  Yep you heard me right, they will be performing other peoples weddings!  Becca ditches the wedding dress for a darling white lace somewhat flower child like dress.  Loved her hair pulled half up in a messy bun.  Ben looked great taking off the tie and a few buttons to show some little wisps of chest hair for the more relaxed sexy look.  They make one hot couple.  The couples they married on the other hand, not so much.  So after a few ceremonies they're back in the cute pink Cadi, and drive to the neon sign graveyard, which I guess is supposed to be romantic.  I can tell Becca is WAY more into Ben than she ever was with Chris.  Ben is smart to question her about her experience on the last show though.  He doesn't want to end up with her not really caring about him at the end, the way Chris did.  Does anyone else think she has the cutest nose.  I would pick her nose if I ever needed a new one.  Anyway, they kiss a lot, with a lot of tongue, and then she gets the rose.

Back at the suite, Chris calls all the girls together and whoa!  I wouldn't have even recognized Emily or Haley with out their makeup.  Chris announces that there will be one more and date and its a two on one with the Double Mint Twins!!!  It's like I planned this episode!  They get an early hometown date with the twins' mom and like 10 dachshund dogs.  This date is super confusing for me, cuz I never know which girl he's talking to.  One of them had a bunch of old pics of her and her ex still up all around her room.  Awkward.  So glad he's cutting one of them.  I don't really care which one he pics, it's all the same to me!  And so while the twins hold hands, he tells Haley goodbye.  I think she's the one without the broken thumb.  A few minutes later Emily is curled up in the limo with Ben, and Haley curls up with her wiener dog and cries.

Rose ceremony cocktail party, held poolside.  I'm soooooo tired of Olivia's face.  She's had way too much camera time.  I'd like to get to know Amanda better, or Rachel or Jennifer or Leah.  Just give someone else some camera time!  And the roses go to Amanda (who it looks like we'll see more of next week), Lauren H straight from Downton Abby, Insecure Jubilee, Emily (whose matte red lipstick in on pointe and is now missing her other half), Caila (looking gorgeous in sparkly white), Jennifer (who we still don't know anything about), Leah (did you catch a glimpse at that neckline!  Wowza) and…. please not Olivia, please not Olivia…. and Olivia.  ugh.  noooooooo!  Adios Rachel, who we never got to know. Sad.  And Amber, yeah bye, shoulda left a long time ago.  And it's hola to Mexico next week!