Bored in Belize

We begin with Knucklehead in a weird white and blue tank top in Belize. There's only 6 girls left. LindZ gets the first one on one date. Ben arrives in that dumb tank top and blue plaid shorts. Off they go, in the helicopter of love, over the ocean until they get to the blue hole. They're going to jump out of the helicopter of love into the blue hole. She's shaking, they have their big kiss moment and then leap into love. "Today I literally fell for Ben," LindZ exclaims. Oh the annoying analogies on this show! Big ship picks them up. Blah Blah Blah. I swear I've seen this date 80 times. After the day of swimming and boating they get all dressed up, LindZ gets her white chalky eyeshadow and crayon thick eyeliner going on, and then they perch themselves on some pillows next to the water. Her nude lipstick is driving me crazy. I'm a bit bored by their date.

Next date card arrives and reveals that Emily will be getting the next date. Off they go, biking, hunting for lobsters for their dinner, ....then I lost interest. There was a dinner. There was talking. 'Bout it.

The Evil Seductress gets the last one on one date. And she rubbed it in the other girls' faces. There's lots of Evil lip twitching and a few "Snap!" comments. Then she meets up with Knucklehead. In her itty bitty baby voice she tells Knucklehead hello and purrs about the surroundings. With a picnic basket in hand they take a walk through the jungle to a massive temple. In the blaring sun, and as they sweat to death, The Evil Seductress sets another trap for Knucklehead by telling him that she feels the spark just isn't there anymore. She's making sure he feels like he needs to work for her. She's flipping the situation from having to chase to having him chase her. And he in his knucklehead fashion fell right into her web. Over dinner he tells her he can see her in his future. What an awful future.

Group date: starring My Girl Kacie, Snaggle Tooth and Nicki. They get woken up by Knucklehead in the wee hours of the morning, SURPRISE (pull that retainer out quick!), and dragged out for a swim.... with sharks. I was thinking they'd be in one of those cages, but NO! They let those girls just swim around in their skivvies. I think they were hoping for some exciting tv, but all we got was Snaggle Tooth peeing her pants over her fear of sharks. After Fear Factor Bachelor, they all hang out at a pool for a bit, giving each girl her time to tell Knucklehead they are falling in love with him. My Girl Kacie did the best job and scored a rose and a home town date! Then the 3 gals decided it was a good time to warn Knucklehead about The Evil Seductress. I actually think it got him thinking a bit...

Knucklehead was worried enough that at the rose ceremony he pulls The Evil Seductress aside and asks her about her intentions. What did he think she'd say? Of course she defends herself and he watches those twitching lips and thinks she must be telling him the truth. Knucklehead. And so he gives her a rose, along with Nicki and LindZ. Adios Snaggle Tooth and Emily. Next week, hometown dates! Hope it's more exciting than this week.