The Fight For Hometowns

Welcome to Miami, Bienvenidos A Miami!  Heading back to Juan's home town.  Lots of squealing, first from Camilla when she saw her daddy, and from the girls when they discovered their new bikinis in their penthouse suite.  Juan shows up and surprises the girls with the one on one date card.  It's for Sharleen.  She has 10 min to get all dolled up (no time for anything but her side braid) and head out on their date.  They cuddle/makeout on a yacht while her voice over comments are all about how unsure she is about him.  That's pretty much the whole date in a nut shell, making out and doubtful thoughts about their relationship.  I don't see anything warm fuzzy about this woman.  I mean can you imagine her wiping baby bums and cuddling a sad toddler?  Ice princess.

Nikki has the next one on one date.  They get to go to Camilla's dance recital.  He should've brought the Ice princess on this date.  I'd like him to see her stiff and proper self with a 6 year old.  We already know Nurse Nikki likes kids.  Nikki gets to meet Mom, Dad, and Carla (Camilla's mama, who happens to be gorgeous!!).  I bet she's rethinking her super short shorts with the pockets hanging out and wishing she had touched up her roots.  After the performance and meet and greet, she gets all fancied up in half of a dress and they have dinner in the Marlin's field.  When they start playing catch all I could think was thank goodness for boob tape.

Cut to the penthouse and Sharleen decides it's time to go.  She tells the girls goodbye and then heads to see Juan Pablo.  She strangely whispers her reasons for leaving (honey you're miked, we hear everything).  She cries.  He purrs "Look at me" over and over again.  In the end, he's cool with it (though later he did shed a few tears).  And she's on her way.  Hallelujah!

Chelsie, Renee, Clare and Andi start off their group date hopping aboard a sea plane.  It's a bikini and bronzer date.  Chelsie shared letters from her family.  Andi cried, again.  Clare pursed her lips and repeatedly shook her head while talking about her father's video to her future husband.  Hey, we didn't even get to see Juan's one on one time with Renee!  Probably because she's so normal, no drama or weird stories to make "good tv".  At the end, Andi won the rose, so the other girls head home and Andi gets to spend the rest of the evening on a one on one date.  She changes into a hot little red dress and they're off to a Latino dance club.  Apparently her ethnicity does not help her in the dancing category.  He looked like he was dancing with a mannequin.

Back at the penthouse we get to see a cat fight between Nikki and Clare.  They're both crazy.

Rose ceremony, everyone is in a bright solid colored mini-dress, almost looks planned.  The one on one time with each girl took a backseat to all the girl drama.  I just watched all their hair turn into a frizz fest.  Nikki wins for worst Miami hair.  Roses and hometown dates go to Anxious Andi (got her rose on her date), Negative Neurotic Nikki, Crazy Catty Clare and Rad Reliable Renee!!!!!  See ya Chelsie.  Called that one last week.  Juan Pablo sheds a few tears to emphasize how hard the decision is for him.

And whoa!  The previews for the upcoming shows were dramatic, like more than usual.  Can't wait.  And come on ABC, I want more Renee time.