Its Okay.

Ok lets watch this fantasy suite disaster! St Lucia with Clare getting the first date. If she puckers her lips one more time I'm going to vomit. There's a yacht, a great white halter dress, a fantasy suite card and a hot tub. barf.

 Next is Andi's date. Quick summary: Local food, futbol game with the village kids, a dune buggy, a waterfall picnic and another fantasy suite card acceptance. And then the weirdest turn. JP thinks the overnight went great, and Andi thinks it was terrible. But for some reason I'm not buying it. Like I wonder if she was EVER in to him. Either that or she doesn't want to be the vulnerable one and so she's bowing out first, OR Juan Pablo is just super weird when the cameras are off. Hmmmm.

 Holy Nikki, what in the world is she wearing??!! Her crazy disco pants and her fringed Indian barely covering what a bikini top should cover weirdness. Besides the distracting outfit there was horses, playing in the waves, more earlobe squeezing and the SAME fantasy suite that he brought the other 2 girls to. That's weird. They could've at least switched rooms.

So after 2 lovey dovey video messages from Nikki and Clare Bear he's gets a visit from Andi. She tells him she's not in love him, he says "that's ok". Ha! Yeah that would stink to hear. The conversation just spiraled down from there. Ending with what I think is the actual reason for Andi's departure. We learn that in the fantasy suite JP had said that she "barely" beat out Renee or that she was there by "default" (a word that JP says wasn't even a part of his vocab until right then). THAT my friends is why she's bolting. She learned she wasn't at the top, and its better to break a heart than have her heart broken. Can't say that I blame her. And after a lawyer beatdown from Andi, Juan Pablo is dusting his hands of her. Adios Amiga!

Well that makes the rose ceremony a whole lot easier. Hmmm, we're down to Nikki and Clare. That's some slim pickins'. Clare arrives looking like stripper. Nikki's coral and turquoise outfit is much more fitting for the island. Funny that the 2 girls left are the ones that hate each other.  I don't really care who he picks at this point.